Quote from J.D. in My Own Personal Jesus
J.D.: [v.o.] But not as much as I hate moments like these. There's nothing I can do for that guy, but when I go in there, the whole family's going to look at me like I've got some magical power to fix him. [fantasy: J.D. is dressed like The Fonz as he walks into the patient's room and taps him on the chest:] Patient: Hey, everybody! J.D.: Eeey!