J.D.: [v.o.] Okay, you've got to fiix this before word gets around.
J.D.: Carla, wait.
[montage:]
Turk: What did you do?
Dr. Cox: What did you do?
Elliot: What did you do?
J.D.: She called me Bambi in front of everyone. My name is not Bambi!
Janitor: It's Scooter! Short for scooter pie.