Turk: I'm not afraid of Kelso. I just felt like eating in here.
J.D.: Go outside and stand up for yourself.
Turk: Hell, yeah. [exits]
Todd: You know what else stands up for itself?
J.D.: You know, Todd, I'm not sure. But I'm going to guess that it's your penis.
Todd: It is.
J.D.: [v.o.] Oh, no.