J.D.: Hey, what are you doing?
Turk: Reading a book about how to tell my roommate he drives me crazy sometimes without hurting his feelings.
J.D.: I think sarcasm works better when it's shorter.
Turk: Fascinating.
J.D.: Yeah, see, there you go. So what're you doing?
Turk: You realize you're annoying me?
J.D.: Yeah, I'm OK with it.