J.D.: Turk, I was an idiot.
Turk: It's OK, man.
J.D.: No, seriously, man. I want you to know, if I ever need surgery again, I want you inside of me.
Turk: I want to be the one inside of you.
[fantasy: Turk and a group of African-American men are laughing at the bar, when the laughter suddenly stops]