Dr. Kelso: See, Dave, at Sacred Heart we don't treat symptoms, we treat people.
Dr. Benson: Hey, there's something on your back.
Dr. Kelso: What does this one say?
Dr. Benson: "Never stop kicking me." And on the other side is my discharge form. Bob, you tried to discharge me an hour before I almost died?
Dr. Kelso: Well... [to Dr. Cox] How very clever.
Dr. Cox: What? It wasn't me. In fact I think you put it there yourself to get more attention. [Kelso leaves] It was me. I put it there. [laughs]