J.D.: [v.o.] I think it's a universal feeling to want to be there for a good friend. That's why from now on, I'm going to stop seeing Turk as my crazy frat brother.
Dr. Wen: Dr. Turk, if you will?
Turk: We'll mark for the incision right about here.
J.D.: [v.o.] After all, he's a highly trained, competent young doctor.
[fantasy: Turk is wearing a toga with a bear-can hat on his head:]
Turk: Dude! I'm about to bust a mad sliz-ice in your insides!
[reality:]
J.D.: Sir, I'd prefer if someone other than Dr. Turk performed the surgery.