J.D.: I can't believe I have to spend all Thanksgiving here. Tell me that wouldn't kill you.
Carla: Not really.
J.D.: Do they celebrate Thanksgiving in your homeland?
Carla: You mean Chicago?
J.D.: You have a Chicago? [off Carla's look] Be nice to me. I'm getting surgery.
Carla: Dr. Wen is the attending.
J.D.: Yeah, but who's the intern doing the work?
Turk: [singing] I get to cut you open I get to cut you open