Dr. Kelso: Which most likely indicates what, Dr. Reid?
Elliot: Sounds like he has a simple case of appendicitis.
Dr. Kelso: And how would you proceed, Dr. Dorian?
J.D.: Well, I would have given me that news in private, no matter how angry I was at me.
Dr. Kelso: Sounds like there's a fascinating back story here. Turf him to surgery. Moving on.