Elliot: Shortness of breath? Dizziness? Problems urinating?
J.D.: No, no, no... Is it a problem if it whistles?
Elliot: Oh, you're making this so much easier. Are you sexually active?
J.D.: Oh, it's active.
Elliot: All right, I'll write "rare dry spell" in the margin. OK, time for the physical.
J.D.: Ah. Cold hands.
Elliot: Suck it up!
J.D.: [v.o.] Elliot's exam was frighteningly reminiscent of when my older brother beat the crap out of me.