J.D.: [v.o.] Turk hasn't changed a bit since college. He's the same goof ball who tells me how to be cooler.
Turk: Dude. This girl's hot. So try not to blow it.
J.D.: Why do you say that?
Turk: Because you're like a 24-hour convenience store. You never close.
J.D.: That sounds like a Fat Albert joke.
[fantasy: J.D. imagines Turk and a group of African-American laughing]