J.D.: [v.o.] Now I think about it, I'm psyched to have Dr. Cox do my evaluation. It'll give me a chance to finally see what he truly thinks of me.
Dr. Cox: Look, Doogie, I'm up to my cha-chas in busywork, so I'm gonna take a rain check on your report card and just have you do it yourself.
J.D.: You didn't even fill out my name.
Dr. Cox: Well, now, I think it's John, or Jimmy or Ji or hmm. Oh, gosh, it's in the J family. But if you get in trouble, just ask the nurses for help.