Elliot: You know, I'm off tonight. What are you doing, Carla?
Carla: I'm just having dinner with a friend.
J.D.: [v.o.] Oh, man, this is so uncomfortable. She's not gonna get the invite. Just hold your breath until it's over.
J.D.: You could take Elliot with you.
[fantasy: Carla hurls an array of ninja-throwing stars at J.D., pinning him to the wall:]
Elliot: Great. I can't wait.
J.D.: Have a great time tonight.