Carla: Why would Turk talk to Elliot about this and not me? They're not friends, know what I mean?
Dr. Cox: After 25 minutes, the only way I could know what you mean more is if you wrote "My boyfriend doesn't open up to me" on a mallet and smashed me over the head with it.
Carla: Why can't you just for once dig down in your heart, access some emotions and empathise with me?
Dr. Cox: I'm sorry, what were we doing?
Carla: See, that's why no one likes you.
Dr. Cox: Hey, you like me a little bit. [to Nurse Roberts] And so do you, sweet cakes. Huh? Want a little sugar from Daddy?