Dr. Kelso: Good afternoon, doctors. I've gathered you all here because, well... Attendance at my noon conferences has been very disappointing. In fact, I've begun to wonder if maybe you have something more important to do. Maybe you feel the need to sneak off and have a little nappy-nap? I love nappy-naps. Or maybe you've forgotten that my conferences are mandatory. My hospital, my rules!
J.D.: Actually, sir, I've never missed one. Batting 1,000 over here.
Dr. Kelso: Son, I'm more proud of you than I've ever been of an intern.