Elliot: You know, I kinda had a date last night.
J.D.: Really?
Elliot: Yeah. A guy on the bus fell asleep on me and drooled on my shoulder.
J.D.: [laughs] You slut.
Elliot: Yeah.
J.D.: How about Nick?
Elliot: Oh, I'd love him to drool on me. Oh, that's gross. Why did I say that? I shouldn't talk to people.