Quote from Turk in My Bad
Carla: Look, you wanted to spend the whole night together. I can't leave my mother alone. She's frail. [Carla's mother storms into the room with a cane] Mrs. Espinonsa: [yells in Spanish] Turk: Baby, tell her to put the cane down! Carla: Mama, [speaks Spanish] Turk: Tell her to put the cane down! Carla: She doesn't want me to have men here because I'm unmarried. Turk: Well, tell her I needed a place to crash. She doesn't have to know we had sex all night. Carla: She speaks English. Turk: Then what the hell are you translating for? Carla: Because you don't speak Spanish! Turk: Oh, ola! Mrs. Espinonsa: No! No! Turk: Tell her to put the cane down.