Dr. Kelso: Hey, sport. Or should I say howdy, Mr. Pouty?
J.D.: Sorry, sir. It's been a rough day.
Dr. Kelso: So I hear. Well, anyway, I'm very proud of you, Dr...
J.D.: [v.o.] Just look at my badge.
Dr. Kelso: Dr. Turk.
J.D.: Oh, no, this is my roommate's badge. Sir, we must have switched this morning...
Dr. Kelso: Oh, that's a great anecdote. You should write that down in your journal. Then your kids can read about it when you're dead.