Elliot: On the one hand, I know Dr. Kelso doesn't mean anything by it, and OK, maybe I am kind of a sweetheart.
Dr. Cox: I'm sleeping.
Elliot: On the other hand, it just sounds so demeaning, you know?
Dr. Cox: Mother of God, you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?
Elliot: It's not like he's my grandpa or anything. Anyway, J.D. always tells me how much you've helped him.
Dr. Cox: So he obviously hasn't told you about my ear-flicking policy, has he? Look, this whole groovy guidance counselor thing you people seem to have working is a total fantasy. I'm not that guy. You can go and ask anybody. Now, you've got to leave me alone or I'll punish you.