Will: This is a strange resort, man. I mean, the wheelchair service is great but that suite I rented, there was another person in it. And, for some reason, the bellhop gave me an enema.
J.D.: Yeah, he's new here.
Will: So... Anything you wanna say?
J.D.: You know it all, man.
J.D.: [v.o.] Still, I hated Will a little. Because thanks to him, I started to look at all the people who are important to me in terms of what will probably kill them. [Turk eating a burger] Heart disease. [Dr. Cox drinking Scotch] Liver disease. [Elliot cringing after putting her foot in it] Somebody choking her. [J.D. looking in a mirror] I don't know. Probably stress.