Quote from Turk in My Mentor
Turk: I'm telling you, Kelso didn't even ask her and she gave you full credit. Carla: I don't care. Too little too late. Plus, I know why you're really here. So I'm gonna plop myself right here in the VIP section, so you can give me what you got. Turk: I was gonna tell you how I busted J.D.'s chops the other day for wanting to be friends with a girl. And now I find it so amazing to see how strong you are, how well you carry yourself, how I'd give anything to wake up and watch you read the paper. But instead I think you should hop off your broom for a second, try and remember what it was like when you first started here and give Elliot a break. Because she may be a chore but she is a good person. And your ass is especially fine today. Carla: Pick me up tomorrow at seven. Turk: [quietly to himself] She's not the only one who can do a speech. I can do a speech.