Carla: Hey, Bambi, why are you slumming with these scalpel jocks?
Turk: Please, baby. This here's the VIP table. Why don't you sit your fine self down?
[Carla walks off]
J.D.: [chuckles] "Baby, this here's the VIP table"
Turk: I'm not really interested in her.
Todd: Yeah? Then maybe the Todd'll show that little biscuit some love. [chuckles]
[fantasy scene: Turk cracks the Todd's neck]
J.D.: [v.o.] Maybe he's a bit interested.
Todd: Fine. Todd'll show himself some love.