J.D.: [v.o.] I was sitting on the floor for two reasons. One, I tried to lock Elliot in that supply closet and she kicked me. Hard. And two, the on-call room was locked.
J.D.: [banging head on door] Come on, I got, like, ten minutes to sleep.
[in the on-call room:]
Turk: Wait. Tell me if I'm going too fast, OK?
Carla: Lose the clothes.
J.D.: [v.o.] I heard Turk was gonna move in with Todd. I'm surprised that freak isn't in there with him.
[fantasy:]
Todd: Damn, this is hot.