Quote from Dr. Cox in My First Day
Dr. Cox: Did you actually just page me to find out how much Tylenol to give to Mrs. Lenzer? J.D.: I was worried it could exacerbate the patient's... Dr. Cox: It's regular-strength Tylenol. Here's what you do. Get her to open her mouth, take a handful and throw it at her. Whatever sticks, that's the correct dosage. J.D.: But I... Dr. Cox: And under no circumstances are you to compromise our no-talking agreement.