J.D.: [v.o.] Since I was a kid, I've been able to sleep through anything. Storms, sirens, you name it. Last night, I didn't sleep. I guess I get a little goofy when I'm nervous. You see, today isn't just any other day. It's my first day.
J.D.: I'm the man.
J.D.: [v.o.] And three years of pre-med and four years of med school have made me realize one thing...
Nurse: Good. Could you go drop an NG tube on the patient in 234 and then call the attending?
J.D.: [v.o.] I don't know Jack.