Turk: Yo, somebody's parked in my spot.
Dr. Cox: Boo-hoo.
Dr. Kelso: It takes me eleven minutes to pee.
Turk: Do you guys know who "Doc X-treme" is?
Dr. Cox: Russell Vaughn surgeon, best-selling author, wrote some book about doctoring in the third world called "Rebel Without a Co-pay."
Russell Vaughn: [to gathered nurses] What am I supposed to do? "Take the bullet out of his mistress' jaw or take a bullet of your own." I did the surgery. Then he shot me anyway. By the way, that mistress is now my wife.
Dr. Kelso: Yeah he is a bit of a douche, but every time he shows up here, he raises millions for the hospital. And he has nailed some top-shelf international strange.