Quote from Lucy in Our Drunk Friend
Lucy: [v.o.] I knew I'd just changed Alan's life, but I wasn't gonna make a big deal out of it. [fantasy: TV promo:] TV Announcer: [v.o.] Lifetime presents Antonio Sabato Jr. as Alan the Drunk. A man this broken... Antonio Sabato Jr.: I'm just really broken. TV Announcer: Needs a woman this strong. Lucy: You can do this, Alan. [bottle shatters] TV Announcer: With a mentor who cares so much. J.D.: God, I care so much. Antonio Sabato Jr.: I guess this is good-bye. Lucy: No, we can't. Antonio Sabato Jr.: I know you're a doctor. Lucy: I'm a med student, damn it. Antonio Sabato Jr.: Lucy... Lucy: Shh. TV Announcer: "Courage to Heal: The Lucy Bennett Story". [reality:] Lucy: [v.o.] Antonio Sabato Jr., my safely ethnic dreamboat.