Elliot: What's wrong? Did you find out that I am replacing your kitchen counter tops with a prettier ones from my apartment? Because if you're mad, I can stop those workers right now.
J.D.: What? No, Elliot. I'm upset because Huntington's Disease sucks, Dr. Cox is a jerk, I'm such a crappy doctor I just got dumped by a patient, and no one but you and Turk even cares that I am leaving.
Elliot: What about them?
J.D.: I'm not leaving yet. I'm just getting some air, but thank you. Thank you all. You know, I've always said that I-I came to Sacred Heart a boy, and it's turn me into-
Dr. Kelso: They are waving at me, genius. I took my favorite table, and I'm bailing out of that coffee place. Bye gang!
All: Bye, Bob.
J.D.: But you left a year ago! You got cake! He got a cake! And who changed my sign? How dare you change somebody's sign?! You stupid sign changers!
Elliot: Hey, relax.
J.D.: They're sign changers!