Elliot: Okay. What the hell. Here goes. I love you. J.D., I love you so much the last thing I think about before we go to bed at night and the first thing I think about when I wake up in the morning is our future.
J.D.: Come here. I love you, too.
J.D.: [v.o.] And there it was. A moment so perfect that I-
Elliot: That's it?
J.D.: What?
Elliot: I did not just say "I love you", I actually explained how much I love you, plus you weren't even looking at me.
J.D.: But I do love you. I think you're the most amazing woman that I've ever-
Elliot: No, no. You are not getting off that easy. You have to obsess over it a little like I did. See, I actually jointed down some notes in my notebook on how to get into the whole "I love you" conversation before I settled on the fake spontaneous blurting thing.
J.D.: You do know that you're a crazy person?
Elliot: Course.
J.D.: Just checking.
Elliot: Now you think about it and surprise me when I'm not expecting it. Night.
J.D.: Elliot, when I think about our love-
Elliot: Too soon.