Quote from Turk in My Nah Nah Nah
Turk: Here's the situation. Your son is stable, his vitals are good. But the damage to his spine was quite severe so there's a strong possibility that he could- Mr. Hill: He really loved that car. The one he had the accident in. He was always cleaning it. Driving it around with the top down. Turk: Okay, hum Rich, the problem with spinal cord injuries- Mr. Hill: Do you have any kids, Dr. Turk? Turk: Yeah, I do. I've got a daughter. Mr. Hill: They grew up fast. You know, when Mickey was 12, he was a hell of a football player. Turk: Rich, I'm trying to talk to you about your son. Here's the- Mr. Hill: Yeah. I know you're trying to talk to me about my son. When they brought Mike in, I saw them poking at his fingers and toes, asking if he felt it. Dr. Turk, I have a pit in my stomach because I'm afraid you've come here to tell me my boy is going to be paralyzed. Tell me it isn't true. Turk: We're not exactly certain of that yet. Mr. Hill: You're his doctor, what do you think? Turk: [laughs] Oh my God, I'm so sorry. Listen, just something really funny jumped into my head. Mr. Hill: What? Tell me. Turk: You remember when the gopher starts to dance in Caddyshack?