Quote from Elliot in My Waste of Time
J.D.: It was never about him, was it? It was about you. Your patient Adam Candy. You thought you killed him. Elliot: Forgive me for being one of those weird doctors who's concerned they might have killed a human being. J.D.: Well, I checked with county records, and, uh, your patient did die. He was hit by a truck. Elliot: Yes. So, it wasn't the Plomox? He didn't have a heart attack? J.D.: He may have, you know, in the split second before the truck hit him. It's hard to know for sure. Why didn't you tell me the truth, Elliot? Elliot: What, because we're such great friends? J.D., after hanging out with me for ten minutes at that fast food place, you were wishing that Turk was there. J.D.: And that hurt your feelings? Elliot: I was psyched to hang out with you. So psyched that I even caused some Middle Eastern man to get kidnapped and driven away, which is probably the exact kind of thing he came to this country to avoid.