Quote from J.D. in My Manhood
J.D.: Well, where is it? Did you at least keep it? Turk: Why would I keep my testicle? [fantasy: J.D. and Turk have a dug a whole in the ground:] J.D.: These conditions are perfect. [they drop the testicle and cover it with dirt] [months later, a naked version of Turk, with a leaf covering his privates, has sprouted from the ground] J.D.: He's beautiful. Turk: Oh, my God. This is totally awesome. Can you go pick up Carla's dry cleaning so I can play basketball? Plant Turk: [mumbles] Turk: It can't talk. What the hell am I gonna do with that? J.D.: Stop, Turk. You're making him cry. It's okay, Plant Turk. Friends. Plant Turk: [mumbles "friend"] J.D.: See? He's learning. [Plant Turk grabs J.D.] J.D.: Get the clippers! Get the clippers! Turk: Let him go! Let him go! [reality:] J.D.: We have to find your ball, Turk. We have to find it and destroy it. Turk: You don't realize that Carla and Elliot left, do you?