Carla: You're just as dumb as he is! Of course Josh had to find out what was wrong with him, eventually, but you were so cavalier about telling him and taking his childhood away.
Dr. Cox: I didn't take his childhood away.
Carla: Oh, really? Because Josh was spending so much time on his laptop, researching leukemia mortality rates, I had to give him a basketball just to distract him!
Turk: Wait, what?!
Carla: Turk, we're a team.
Dr. Cox: Who cares about losing your childhood? I damn sure didn't!
J.D.: Yeah, because your parents were violently abusive alcoholics. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it was probably very exciting.
Carla: Don't take your lead from this train wreck. If you're lucky enough to still have a kid inside, you gotta hold on to that.
Turk: And if you don't have one, I bet if you think about it, you want your kids to spend as much time as possible just being what?
Dr. Cox: Yeah, the only thing I hate more than simultaneous speaking is when people try to get me to finish their sentences.
Turk: Just being kids. That's right. By the way, baby, you're getting my basketball back from that cancer kid.