Kim: Sorry. Okay, too soon for laughter, I know that you must be really upset.
J.D.: Upset is just one of the emotions I'm feeling, Kim. How could you do this to me?
Kim: I don't know. My hormones went crazy. And I was scared and I thought that we were only together because I was pregnant. And so, I lied and I pushed you out the door and then I got really angry that you left me.
J.D.: Were you ever planning on telling me?
Kim: Yes, of course. Yes. I just hadn't figured out how yet. I mean, what can I possibly say?
J.D.: I don't know. How about: "J.D., I think there might be something living in my uterus".
Kim: I know I made a huge mistake. And I'm so, so sorry. I'd just backed myself into this corner and I didn't know how to get out and... You know what? No more excuses. I did a horrible thing. I don't expect you to forgive me.
J.D.: Well, good, because I'm not going to.
Kim: You probably hate me right now because I hate myself. But it was really good seeing you and and I thought I can do this on my own, but I can't. I'm alone and I'm terrified, and I have no right to ask you for this, but I could really use some help. Crap salad, I gotta go give another lecture. I just need forty minutes and... Please stay. Promise me that you'll just stay, and we can talk about this.
J.D.: Fine. But I'm not doing it for you.
Kim: Fair enough.