J.D.: [v.o.] Okay, you made it to the room. Time for the "John Dorian three step seduction plan". Step 1, make her realize you share things in common.
Melody: Ooh, they have tampons in the toiletry basket. I love that.
J.D.: Me too.
J.D.: [v.o.] Step one, check. Step two, connect with her on a personal level.
J.D.: So, Melody, where's home for you?
Melody: Originally Akron, Ohio. But home is where your hat is. That's something my dad used to always say. Of course, he would also say that America is a planet. Ah, he was in a boating accident and suffered some brain damage.
J.D.: Brain damage is, um, is rarely good.
Melody: Tore our family apart.
J.D.: [v.o.] Step two, check. Now just remind her she's all alone.
J.D.: Elliot getting married. Crazy, right? I can't believe no one's ever got down on one knee for you.
Melody: I know! Cute as a button? Huh!?
J.D.: Yeah, you are.