Quote from J.D. in My Turf War
J.D.: Hey, what's the deal with Elliot's friend? Break her down for me, C-bear. Turk: Okay, check it out. She and Elliot went to college together, right? [fantasy: Turk hosts a sports show:] Turk: Welcome to Turk's Booty Breakdown! Melody: Melody O'Hara, Brown University, 5'4"" 103lbs. Turk: J.D., I've got to tell ya I'm a huge fan of this chick. She seems smart, fun, and she's got a little bit of a wild street. Melody: Smack it and I'll do a fake sexy "ooh" for you. Turk: Boys! Melody: Ooh! Turk: Count it! Melody works as a hotel reviewer for Zagat, has green eyes, perfect feet (if you're into that), and here's the best part! Tell 'em. Melody: I'm single. Turk: Booya! Bus driver dance us home! Melody: Driving, driving. Passenger on! Driving, driving. Passenger on! [reality:] [aw:1347] J.D.: Why don't people dance the bus driver anymore? Turk: Because it's not a real dance. J.D.: For us honkeys, it's a very important dance. Driving, driving. Inside the bus.