Quote from Jordan in Their Story
Jordan: I think there's something wrong with me. Dr. Cox: Now, that is the understatement of this still very young century. I may have screwed up Blonde Stick's relationship, and now I have this really weird feeling. Dr. Cox: It's called guilt, you Vulcan. And why in the hell are you giving up relationship advice, anyway? What are you, Oprah? [fantasy: Jordan hosts her own chat show:] Jordan: Hi, everyone! We're back. We're talking with Barbara, a cancer survivor, who went on to form her own headscarf company. Tell us about that. Barbara: When my hair fell out from the chemo... Jordan: Not only is that a huge downer but scarves are tacky. Instead, how about I dance with a little girl who looks just like me? [dances] Right, look at us, we're like twins! Can you believe it? [reality:] Jordan: I would watch that show! Anyway, go fix this for me!