Quote from J.D. in My No Good Reason
Turk: So, how was your date with Heather? J.D.: It was touch and go, in the end. [flashback to J.D. and Heather talking by his car:] J.D.: I had a really good time, Heather. Heather: Thanks, me too. [offers handshake] J.D.: [v.o.] But I knew you needed me, so I went for it... in Italian style. J.D.: That's not what you want. [moves hand away, Heather kisses him] J.D.: [v.o.] And just when I couldn't get any better Chad: J.D.? J.D.: Oh, my God! Chad Miller, Danny Murphy, Jim Staeger. The three football players that used to beat me up in high school. Chad: Looks like we're wrong about you, man. J.D.: What are you guys up to now? Chad: We're all gay together. J.D.: Oh. Chad: You remember Christine Fisher? J.D.: Of course! You turned me down for a homecoming and prom, even though I didn't ask it either one. Christine: Well, I'd love to make it up to you and have sex with both of you, if that's all right with you, Heather. Heather: As long as you make it all about J.D. J.D.: Sure. Come on in! Chad: Enough of this, let's go bang! [present:] J.D.: And that's why Heather will never look attractive to you again. Turk: Come on, buddy. J.D.: Where did I lose you? Turk: How did Christine know Heather's name? J.D.: Damn! You're good.