Elliot: Hey Brian, wait up. You accidentally left that shrink's phone number in your room's trash can.
Brian: Um, whoops, okay. You gonna stop finding all my notes.
Elliot: You know what really helped me when I went through this?
Brian: Elliot, you didn't go through this. You went for a leisurely afternoon drown and you got hit in the face with a paddle.
Elliot: I spent my entire childhood as an awkward, lonely outcast with a floozy mom who liked to talk about how fat I was. I had zero self-esteem. I struggled with that for years. I still do. But the only difference between the two of us, is that I was smart enough to know that it's never too late to come back from.
Brian: I can't be what I used to be.
Elliot: I don't even know that guy. I know this guy, and I like him.
Brian: Okay, let me ask you something. I keep working on my rehab, and I get my act together. You think someone like you could go for someone like me?
Elliot: Yeah! [kisses Brian]
Brian: If you are ever single, I'm looking you up.
Elliot: I hope you do.