Elliot: Brian, this is just a sad back. You can't let it take you to such a bad place.
Brian: Ah, I'm not a bad place. But if I were, it'd be understandable, right? 'cause what the hell do I have to live for? I mean, the only thing waiting for me in my crappy apartment is this whole disability check to remind me that the only place that I ever felt like I really belonged doesn't want me anymore. But not to worry, I'm sure there's a huge demand out there for a high school grad who can't sign his name and gets confused by stuff that wouldn't faze a five year old. There is no happy future for me, so please, do not tell me it's all gonna turn around.
Dr. Cox: Nobody's leavin' this room until you admit to us what you did.
Brian: Why should I admit anything to you since you guys aren't, um, that truthful one to each other?
J.D.: [v.o.] Sometimes to get the truth out of someone, you have to come clean yourself.
Carla: Dr. Cox, I'm the one who switched your picture.
Dr. Cox: Carla.
Turk: I slept with Stacy.
J.D.: I knew it!
J.D.: [v.o.] Of course some admissions you don't see coming.
Elliot: I once tried to kill myself.