Turk: I remember Stacy.
J.D.: Of course you do, Turk, you banged her while I was in Theology.
Turk: For the hundredth time, nothing happened! We had a water-balloon fight, got wet and took our clothes off. You walked in and thought the worst.
J.D.: There were no water balloons. I looked, no balloons. You know what, I'm tired of this story. I have Stacy's number on my phone, I'm gonna call her and we'll clear it up once and for all.
Turk: Call her.
J.D.: [on the phone] Hi, Mrs. Blue? Hi, it's, uh, Dr. John Dorian, I dated your beautiful daughter, Stacy, when we were in college. She's dead? She fell asleep in the pool?
Turk: Oh, my God!
J.D.: Incidentally did she ever mention banging a black guy when she was in college? Had a high-top fade like Kid 'n Play. Kid, Kid, Kid n' Play, you know, they were a rap group. Your dead daughter loved them. Hello?!