Quote from J.D. in My Therapeutic Month
J.D.: Hey, thanks the biscotti, Obi-Brown. Turk: No problem, Luke. J.D.: And thanks for answering my page, I really want to rent this place, but once I told the landlord about my DUI, and that I sometimes pass out when I poo, he said I need someone to cosign the list. What's with that? Turk: I have no idea. Awesome ceiling fan. [later, a nurse applies a bandage to Turk's arm at the hospital:] Carla: What happened? Are you okay? Turk: It was a totally unavoidable accident. [flashback: Turk is putting his hands up between the slowly rotating fan blades:] Turk: Check out the hand skills. J.D.: That is awesome! Turk: Yeah, you wanna see awesome? Turn it up! [Turk hangs onto a fan blade with both hands as it spins at speed] Turk: [screams] Turn it off. Turn it off! J.D.: This thing came off. This thing came off. [present:] J.D.: He was a beautiful black blur.