Quote from J.D. in My Perspective
J.D.: [v.o.] During those two hours I was stuck to the ceiling, I witnessed some pretty clear things. Delivery Guy: I'll see you tonight, Dad. [kisses Colonel Doctor] J.D.: [v.o.] But mostly I witnessed the greatest hits of my own self-pity. Intern #1: I can't get Dr. Cox to notice me. Intern #2: I'm dating my best friend, but... I don't think I love her. Intern #3: I'm lonely. Intern #4: I'm a loser. You've gotta help me out. Intern #3: Help me out. Intern #2: Help me. J.D.: [v.o.] And I understood how my friends felt, because I couldn't stand it for two hours, but along six years. Intern #4: I wash it every day, I condition, but just can't get them where I want it. [J.D. falls from the ceiling] J.D.: For the love of God, mousse and twist!