J.D.: [v.o.] But forgetting things isn't always bad.
Brian: So, Dr. Turk, are you psyched to do my surgery today?
Turk: What?!
J.D.: [v.o.] In fact, it could give you a second chance.
Todd: Duck-tape five!
Brian: That guy is such a meathead. I always thought you surgeons were a bunch of brainiacs. I'm sure you got straight A's since pre-school, right?
J.D.: [v.o.] A second chance to define who you truly are.
Turk: Are you kidding? My girlfriend wasn't the only one with 34 C's in high school, you know what I'm saying? Still don't know what I'm saying? I was an average student.
Brian: Really?
Turk: But when I realized I wanted to be a surgeon, I got my act together. Brian, if I didn't think i was the right person to perform this operation, I wouldn't do it. Okay?
Brian: Okay.