Kim: I called an ambulance, but you should really let me examine you.
J.D.: Oh, no, no. The date continues.
Kim: J.D., I'm a urologist. And there's a good chance you have testicular torsion. In which case, you could lose a testicle. So, come on. Off with the pants.
J.D.: [pained] Looks like my plan is working.
Kim: Okay, detruser function is normal. One is significantly larger than the other.
J.D.: Actually, that's a pre-existing condition.
Kim: So the right one's always been bigger?
J.D.: Yes. Wait. Your right or stage right?
Kim: Let me test the retraction.
J.D.: Retracted.
J.D.: [v.o.] OK, the date's not going exactly as planned, but you can still save it with your legendary gift for small-talk.
J.D.: So, you're from Texas, huh? They say that's the Lone Star State. What exactly does that mean?