J.D.: We are not going to the mall, Elliot. I was going to make you dinner and then go to karaoke, but I'm not sure how to do both in the same night. Unless, of course...
Elliot: J.D., not Floating Head Doctor.
J.D.: Too late. I'm already there.
[fantasy: J.D.'s body cracks an egg, missing the bowl, and puts a steak in the dishwasher]
J.D.: [v.o.] Body could stay home and prepare the feast. And as always... Head would handle entertainment.
[J.D.'s hold floats next to Kim as she sings at a karaoke bar]
Kim: [singing] Don't go breaking my heart
J.D.: [singing] I couldn't if I tried
Both: [singing] Oh, honey if I get restless
Kim: Stop hogging the mic!
J.D.: Body, come!
[J.D.'s body, whose arm is on fire, runs to the karaoke bar and jumps off staff, injuring a group of patrons][Crowd]
J.D.: Stupid body. I gotta do everything myself.
[J.D.'s head headbutts Kim off the stage]
J.D.: [singing] Ooh-hoo, nobody knows it. Clap with me, clap with me! Nobody knows...
[reality:]
J.D.: Head loves karaoke.