J.D.: [v.o.] It's understandable why I've been feeling so much déjà vu. After five years, it's hard not to feel like you're repeating moments week after week.
Todd: Hey, I gotta run. They're doing a breast reduction on three, and I want to get up there and stop it. You know what I'm talking about!
Dr. Kelso: Son, do you not realize that you're nothing but a large pair of scrubs to me?
J.D.: [v.o.] So I guess all you can do is try to notice the subtle differences within those moments. Whether it's Turk's response to the baby stuff Carla makes him do...
Carla: Friday, we have to meet with the baby-proofer at the apartment.
Turk: I can't wait.
J.D.: [v.o.] Or it not bothering Elliot as much when Dr. Cox gives her a hard time.
Dr. Cox: Barbie, why did you order this test? For the love of God, are you a real doctor or a doctor like Julius Erving is a doctor? [Elliot laughs]
J.D.: [v.o.] Of course, sometimes, things are gonna repeat themselves in the exact same way.
J.D.: What the hell?
Janitor: It's a riddle. Two guys destroyed your bike with a softball bat and a crowbar. One of them wasn't me.
J.D.: Oh, that's what happened to my old bike. Ha! Good day, fellas.
Janitor: See you tomorrow. Troy! This one's over.