J.D.: [v.o.] It was time for my new daily ritual: Asking Dr. Cox to lunch.
J.D.: Hey, Dr. Cox, what are you doing for lunch?
Dr. Cox: Not having it with you, Paula.
J.D.: Oh. Good luck eating. This is every spoon from the cafeteria. And guess what? Today just happens to be soup and frozen yogurt day.
Elliot: Ooh, I'm gonna have tomato and strawberry.
Dr. Cox: Lunch for us? Not going to happen. Normally, I'd say something harsh right now like, "We're not friends," but you'll just grin that stupid grin and shake your head back and forth, like, "How could that possibly be true?"
J.D.: Because it's ludicrous.
Dr. Cox: Ah, just give me a spoon, will you please? Oh, for goodness sake.
J.D.: You've called my bluff. And today isn't soup and yogurt day. It's actually salad and smoothie day.
Elliot: I'm still having tomato and strawberry.