Carla: We have such big news.
J.D.: What's the scoop? I would have no clue what it could be.
Carla: We're having a baby.
J.D.: [v.o.] Now give them the ten-minute emotional roller coaster ride that is the speech you've practiced all afternoon.
J.D.: Carla, when Turk first told me, I-
Carla: What do you mean, when Turk first told you?
J.D.: Oh, boy.
Turk: We've known for a day. The pregnancy test you took yesterday was positive. Yeah. I wanted to have everybody at the hospital gather outside to surprise you with balloons and stuff.
J.D.: What would you have thought of doves?
Turk: J.D., not now. I just wanted to do something really memorable, you know. I messed that up.
Carla: So everybody already knows?
Turk: Mm-hm.
J.D.: [v.o.] Then I witnessed one of those moments that let me know in my heart these two would be together forever.
Carla: Who cares? We're having a baby. We're having a baby.