Quote from Elliot in My Big Bird
Elliot: Mrs. Wilk, I just wanted to explain to you my behavior before. It's not like I was just making out with some random guy in the hospital. I wouldn't do that. Well, I did that once. There was this Medi-Vac pilot. Actually, he just turned out to be an orderly who got his hands on a helicopter helmet. But this is different. Sure, it could get complicated. He has a son. Mrs. Wilk: And a wife. Elliot: I've been making out with a married man while his sick child slept a few feet away. Oh, my God, I've become my mother.